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long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge:

dumpfmoebel:

long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge:

i don’t even run my blog anymore i just walk it

It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.

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ostracizedpoodle:

relentlessremedies:

ostracizedpoodle:

relentlessremedies:

ostracizedpoodle:

why did people go on the titanic didn’t they see the movie 

you’re joking right

death is a very serious subject please be a little considerate 

um the Titanic, as in the ship, sunk in 1912. the movie, however, didn’t come out until 1997. so, the passengers had no idea it was going to sink.

are you calling the people who died on the titanic stupid 

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davestriderssnowflakegirlfriend:

theodorepython:

outlaw-monarch:

theodorepython:

lordgrumpy:

adamusprime:

you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet

at a friend’s house

During a fancy party.

And that’s the only bathroom.

And there’s a line.

what depths of hell did you guys spawn from

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thefingerfucker:

pizzaforpresident:

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

BAHAHAHAHAHA

kankritheredsweateredsjwarrior:

kankritheredsweateredsjwarrior:

my pARENTS JUST SAID THEY GOT A CHRISTMAS TREE OH MY GOD WE HAVEN’T HAD A CHRISTMAS TREE IN YEARS

I JUST RACED INTO THE LIVING ROOM TO SEE IT AND

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blaperture-mesa:

funkyfreshdays:

reallycreepyfangirl:

on a scale of 1 to america how free are you to go on a date with me

north korea 

ouch

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pantere:

“can you read the next paragraph to the class?”

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myrunningfeetcouldfly:

I just googled “college christmas trees” and I found some gems that needed to be shared

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and my personal favorite

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