Made U Laugh

why do sit ups when you can do sit downs and never move again

I like boys who show 0% interest in me

i smoked a weed once *lights dandelion on fire and inhales deeply*

and there are still 15 minutes left

fasterfood:

yeah sure, gandhi seems like a pretty good guy, but did he respect the pouch???

really then explain this

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

expressed:

Probably the greatest moment of my life

I’m not sleeping until this gets 1k

One thing happened at the globes that I need to clarify..

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