iwishihadafather:
so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH
+ 173132
guceubcuesu:
dangerhamster:
ramblingsofadesperatelunatic:
oh. my…
OH MY IMAGINE HOW CONFUSED THAT DEER (?) MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE “I JUST WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU WHY DID YOU BREAK IN HALF?”
the deer was so disappointed I actually got sad watching its reaction
weirdbrowngirl:
hey man, i want some toast. can you pass the

?
+ 5
malikmydick:
malikmydick:
me and my friends hanging out :)
the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken